shit
when leaving the apartment in san francisco one morning, a friend of a friend warned me about exploring the city: “watch out for human shit.” i thought this was hilarious and totally unnecessary advice, and fully intended to steal the line for future hilarity - but then a total stranger in passing said, “yeah, i saw two human shits on the way here this morning.” it became an in-joke and i did watch out for it, but never found any.
