it’s spring now. 2011 resolution check up
i wrote up a series of new years resolutions at 4am on the big night, on twitter, since i drink a lot and overshare. here are the big ones, with my progress on each.
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA GET REALLY GOOD AT RUNNING…. ON ALL FOURS. EVEN IF THAT MEANS TREADMILL TRAINING AT THE GYM
i haven’t even tried this yet, but the internet has confirmed that this is possible. look at him go!
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA MOVE TO LOS ANGELES WITH @PATRICKLAWLERHD AND HAVE ENOUGH FUN TO JUSTIFY HAVING LEFT PORTLAND
done! i am now living in the former capitol records pressing plant near downtown LA. the area is called highland park, which is the name of the chicago suburb i grew up in.
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA MAKE AMENDS WITH BITCHES
done! and way easier than i thought. turns out none of them had been thinking about me.
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA BEAT THAT ZELDA GAME I NEVER BEAT
i forgot about this again. and it’s “a link to the past” for super nintendo. i’m embarrassed to admit this, to geeks and reasonable people alike.
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M FINALLY GOING TO RELEASE THE NINE OR TEN ALBUMS I’VE BEEN SITTING ON SO I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE GODDAMN
actually, i’ve almost finished one of them, but started two others in the process. :(
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA FIT INTO MY OLD H&M SUIT THAT SHIT LOOKED SO GOOD ON ME HAHA
neutral. i wore it to a wedding last month - it fits! but, i didn’t lose any weight, so it doesn’t really look good on me.
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA BE BETTER ABOUT UPDATING THE FACEBOOK PAGE I MAINTAIN FOR MY PARENTS DOG WHOM I DO NOT GET ALONG WITH
well, i’m running out of ways to say “rubbing my ass on our persian rugs”.
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA SEE @SOUNDGARDEN
bought my tickets yesterday for their july show at the l’angeles forum!
#RESOLUTION : THIS YEAR I’M GONNA BRAID MY CHEST HAIR TO LOOK LIKE MUSCLES #HELLYEAH
this has proven painful and impossible.
